Let me start off by setting you up with a visual and really put you in a place where you can visualize this. Your in a wheelchair and you going down a side walk that is clearly big enough to hold Rosie O’donnell and Al Roker side by side on a bad day. As you are coming up to someone walking on the opposite side of the sidewalk as you, they jump into the grass or street to avoid you. Why you may ask? Well your asking the wrong person because I am always on the receiving end of it. Let me try to get one thing out there, people in wheelchairs are very good at knowing there space and whats around them. I mean you wouldn’t jump out of the way if you were in that same scenario and the person who was in a wheelchair is walking instead. Disabled people are not out to take out peoples ankles, and drive people off of the side walk so we can hog it all to ourself, even though it does sound tempting and I know this same scenario has happened to anyone who uses a wheelchair. So people, please do me a favor and next time you want to jump out of the way for the sake of your life, don’t, because we ain’t out to get ya.
Get Out Of The Way, Here Comes A Wheelchair!
February 20, 2008 by 2LessLegs
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I dunno, I feel like going all angry-crip on people sometimes.
Maybe just mention to them “that’s okay, there’s plenty of room for both of us”
I’ve actually seen a person in one of those motorized wheelchairs going at top speed, and almost running over a person’s foot. Also, he was going too fast for anybody with legs to jump out of the way. He basically grazed them. He didn’t seem to care. He had a look on his face that said, “i have the right of way because i am in a wheelchair.”
That was the only time I’ve seen anything like that. And I’ve seen him a couple times with that speed attitude.
On a similar note, I’ve been hit but a woman’s baby carriage with her baby in it. Now, those are the people you have to jump out of the way because they will mow you down. Basically, they have the attitude, “I have a baby and I have the right to hog up the road because I have a baby and you won’t hurt my baby.”
I, myself, am not in a wheelchair, however, my best friend is. She just got a new wheelchair and hasnt quite figured out space and everything because its alot bigger than her old one, so she does have a tendency to run people (mainly me) over.
i am in a wheelchair and people do the same thing. but i also get people who wont move in places like a bar. its frustrating when u ask 20 people to move 3 times each and u only get 50 yards in 10 min.
that drives me crazy. if we really want to run you over do you honestly think jumping out of the way will save you? ;p and if we ask you to move 30 or 40 times you got it comin.