So world, welcome to to the four most famous words that have been put together in a group to become whats called a question/sentence. And no it has nothing to do with cars or racing. Let me put you in a little scenario here, you and a friend are walking in one of your local malls and out of no where someone walks by you with a grin on there face feeling happy go lucky and ask “are you guys racing” or theres always “who’s winning the race?” Now this may seem like nothing to some of you but heres the kicker, no body is racing or even moving fast, I and a fellow friend who is also in a wheelchair are simply moving at the same pace as everybody around us just minding our own business going to some store. Like I said this may not seem like anything, but it happens so frequently that I usually bet with people I’m out in public with how many times we will here that sentence or some variation of it, yea its a lot. So why talk about it? Well I talk about it because, one its funny, two its annoying, and three I am just “walking” (rolling) like everyone else. You don’t go up to people who are walking and ask them who’s older, or who’s taller, or better yet who’s winning the race? I mean if I had exhaust on the back of my wheelchair and it had sponsors all over it and my full name consisted of two first names, than sure its legit and I maybe racing. But simple enough we are walking around just like the rest of ya’ll, maybe sometimes at faster speeds because I wont lie people who walk are generally slower than us, but for the most part we are just walking, so please, no more racing comments.
Are You Guys Racing?
January 23, 2008 by 2LessLegs
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I once knew a guy who was in a chair like me, and he was asked by a kid (who was old enough to know better) “Do you do any tricks?” to which he replied “Do you fetch?”